UFC 79 Nemesis On Sopcast




Watch UFC 79 Nemesis via this blog tomorrow, December 29th 2007. (channel MMA-TV or channel ID 24267). Enjoy!

M-1 Global's New Year's Eve Fight Night


M-1 Global debuts with an exciting New Year's Eve fightcard:

Fedor Emelianenko vs. Hong Man Choi
Kazuo Misaki vs. Yoshihiro Akiyama
Shinya Aoki vs. Gesias Calvancante
Tatsuya Kawajiri vs. Luiz Azeredo
Hayato Sakurai vs. Hidehiko Hasegawa
Gilbert Melendez vs. Mitsuhiro Ishida

HDNet will broadcast the entire Yarennoka event from Japan's Saitama Super Arena to the US and Canada featuring Fedor Emelianenko, who is widely considered the best MMA fighter in the world, and who owns a 26-1 record. “HDNet Fights: Fedor Returns” will air LIVE on Monday, December 31 on HDNet.


If you guys do not have HDNET channels at home MMA-TV on sopcast will show M-1 Global's Debut on December 31st 2007. Enjoy the show via this blog!


Erik Paulson Techniques

I've never seen such brilliant submission and escape techniques like Erik Paulson does.

Erik Paulson
is an American Mixed Martial Artist raised in Minnesota and currently residing in California. He is the first American to win the World Light-Heavy Weight Shooto Title in Japan - a title he defended for 5 years. Starting with Judo in 1974, Paulson has trained in many disciplines including Freestyle and Greco-Roman Wrestling, Tae Kwon Do, Boxing, Jeet Kune Do, Filipino Kali/Eskrima, Catch Wrestling, and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, studying first with Rorion Gracie in his garage in 1989.









He has studied with 40 different teachers over his 30 years of training including Greg Nelson, Yorinaga Nakamura, Larry Hartsell, and the legendary Dan Inosanto, who claims Erik is one of the world's most dynamic grappler's. He currently runs the CSW Training Center in Fullerton, California where he trains MMA fighters such as Josh Barnett, Ken Shamrock, and Sean Sherk.

Erik recently received his Black Belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu from Rigan Machado. Erik is the founder of Combat Submission Wrestling, and STX Kickboxing.

A Fight That Spent 10 Years In The Making

Christmas isn't over yet! On Saturday, December 29th, 2007. MMA has a late Christmas gift to you. This fight took 10 years in the making and will be one of the most anticipated match ups in MMA history. Featuring 2 of the most well-knowned LHW fighters that braced the sport. Former UFC LHW champion, Chuck "The Iceman" Lidell will face the ferocious Former Pride LHW champion, Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Silva" as they battle out toe to toe against each other on UFC 79.

here is a very nice promotional video for the upcoming event.


Players Wanted


Play all the online flash video games you can at http://www.ovguide.com/onlinevideogames.html

Weird Facts About Microsoft

Microsoft crazy facts #1

Nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON".
This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable. ..
At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE "CON" FOLDER

Microsoft crazy facts #2

This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable. ..
At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
Try it out yourself...
Open Microsoft Word and type
=rand (200, 99)
and then press ENTER


Microsoft crazy facts #3

For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1. Open an empty notepad file
2. Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3. Save it as whatever you want.
4. Close it, and re-open it.
is it just a really weird bug?

MMA in Movies

MMA is one of the fastest growing sports in the world. Not only that, it is being highly publicized and is now appearing in the big screens. NEVER BACK DOWN an MMA based movie with alot of High School drama and is coming to the big screens next Spring. Hmm... this sounds like the come back of the Karate Kid.

Another MMA movie which kicks off January of next year is Beyond The Ring which is directed by Gracie Barra's Professor Gerson Sanginitto.


Ring Of Fire Manila Results

Here are the results of the successful Ring Of Fire Manila Event, held last Sunday night at the Aratena Coliseum:

Team Gracie lost to Team Shamrock 5-0...

Cleber lost via guillotine
Macaco lost via decision
Whitehead wins via decision
Ricco wins via verbal submission

Barnett's team won 5-0 over Gokor's

Koji wins by decision
Kondo won by decision
Babalu wins by arm triangle
Monson wins by decision

Next stop for the World Team Challenge would be Macau, Japan and China.

Results and replay of the fights can be viewed on-demand as a pay-per-view at http://ProElite.com beginning December 21.

Robert Drysdale Nth Dimension Jiu-Jitsu DVD

The highly anticipated Nth DimensionTM Jiu-Jitsu also dubbed as the best no-gi series of 2007 is here! Robert Drysdale, the 2007 ADCC Absolute Champion pulls out all the stops with his unorthodox grappling system that is quite unlike anything you have ever seen before. This new and highly controversial style of grappling abandons the traditional mindset that a dominant grappling position is needed before obtaining a submission.























Robert Drysdale's Nth Dimension grappling system is a relentless hunt to finish the opponent, attacking from all angles and exposing submissions from every position. His amazing performance in recent top grappling events are a testament to his system's effectiveness. If you are seeking to take your game on! , this is the DVD set of the year!

Get yours today and save more on ebay! Click this link to get your own copy now!

Manila, Philippines Host RING OF FIRE

Manila, Philippines is hosting The RING OF FIRE MMA event on December 9th 2007 at the Araneta Coliseum.This will be an exciting international event that showcases MMA Legends as it's coaches namely: Royce Gracie, Josh Barnett, Gokor Chivichyan and Ken Shamrock.

Team ShamrockCoach: Ken Shamrock

Fighters: Evan Dunham, Kyacey Uscola, Vernon White, Ricco Rodriguez, Debi Purcell

Team GracieCoach: Royce Gracie

Fighters: Cleber Luciano, Jorge Patino, Vanessa Porta

Team BarnettCoach: Josh Barnett

Fighters: Koji Oishi, Ivan Salaverry, Erik Paulson, Renato Sobral, Ginelle Marquez

Team GokorCoach: Gokor Chivichyan

Fighters: Karen Darabedyan, August Wallen, Rodney Faverus, Goran Reljic, Tonya Evinger

The Dec. 9 event features Team Barnett versus Team Gokor.
-Koji Oshi (Barnett) vs. Karen Darabdeyan (Gokor)
-Yuki Kondo (Barnett) vs. August Wallen (Gokor)
-Renato “Babalu” Sobral (Barnett) vs. Rodney Faverus (Gokor)
-Jeff Monson (Barnett) vs. Hakim Gouram (Gokor)
-Ginele Marquez (Barnett) vs. Amanda Buckner (Gokor)

Cracking The Windows XP Passwords

I have exciting news to share with you. Here is how you could crack Windows XP Passwords.

In case of user password boot the pc in safemode by pressing the F8 key and then selecting the Safe Mode option. You can now logon as an administrator and XP wont prompt for the password. Incase of an administrator account try rebooting the pc in DOS.

Access C:\Windows\system32\config\sam . Rename SAM as SAM.mjNow XP wont ask for password next time You Login. Also Go to the cmd prompt .Type net user *. It will list all the users.Again type net user "administrator" or the name of the administrator "name" *.

e.g.: net user aaaaaa *(where aaaaaa is the name).It will ask for the password.

Type the password and there you are done.Logging In As Administrator:Hold the Ctrl-Alt key and press Del twice. This will bring up the normal login and you can log on as Administrator.

To unhide the Administrator account so it does show up:Start RegeditGo to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon \ SpecialAccounts \ UserListUnhide the Administrator key by giving it a value of 1

Hope this would be helpful. Use this information wisely.

TUF Finalists Battle On UFC 78

TUF winners Michael Bisping and Rashad Evans battle it out this Saturday, November 17,2007 for the main event of UFC 78 Validation.Also, featuring a powerhouse fight card including:

Thiago Silva Vs. Houston Alexander
David Terrell Vs. Ed Herman
Ryo Chonan Vs. Karo Parisyan
Frank Edgar Vs. Spencer Fisher
Chris Lytle Vs. Thiago Alves
Jason Reinhardt Vs. Joe Lauzon
Luke Caudillo Vs. Marcus Aurelio
Akihiro Gono Vs. Tamdan McCrory

Catch UFC 78 via this blog. Just Click on the channel # 24267 MMA-TV (Fight TV) from the right side or at the channel list and watch the streaming video. Enjoy!

Rachelle Leah Videoshoot

The lovely and pretty UFC covergirl Rachelle Leah is featured in a very nice videoshoot.So sexy!

Ronaldo Jacare Souza Highlight Videos

Watch this exciting highlight reel of my favorite fighter Ronaldo "Jacare" Souza. As he dominates and destroys all of his prey.






Sakuraba's Secret Submission

This is an innovative neck crank submission created by Kazushi Sakuraba.Enjoy!


The Rolling Knee Bar

I want to feature this exciting submission technique called the Rolling Knee Bar which is derived from Russian Sambo and also used in various submission competitions (mma,bjj and grappling) .

The Science of Jiu-jitsu


The Science of Jiu-Jitsu is the amazing next step in the evolution of Jiu-Jitsu instructional DVDs.


Demian Maia, a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu blackbelt,ADCC Champion and UFC competitor blows the roof off traditional instructional methods by revealing how the concepts of leverage and body mechanics can be used to gain an incredible advantage over your opponents.By exposing these overlooked and long forgotten concepts, Science of Jiu-Jitsu will make you re-think your current grappling game and give you a completely new outlook on the art of Jiu-Jitsu.


Once learned, the unique thing about these principles is that you will be able to use them from all positions in Jiu-Jitsu. This will give you a whole new set of grappling tools that you can pull from at all times to gain more strength and better positioning.


As Demian teaches each submission, counter, escape and more, he exposes were these hidden techniques exist and how to use them with maximum effectiveness.


Here are just a few items that the Science of Jiu-Jitsu featuring Demian Maia will reveal:
How to use basic principals of leverage to make your opponent much weaker and make you stronger! PS…you can use these unique methods in every position in Jiu-Jitsu.
How to manipulate the most powerful body part of your opponent -his head to make his attacks and positions almost useless!


How to change your arm position within all Jiu-Jitsu moves to increase your strength by more then triple! You will also learn to change your opponents arm position to make him far weaker!
How to make simple changes in your body position to prevent your opponent from ever passing your guard. This incredible information works on all guard pass attempts! ...And much, much more!!!!! Regardless of your skill level, Science of Jiu-Jitsu will become an instant favorite and should be a mandatory addition to anyone’s Jiu-Jitsu DVD library!


This DVD set would normally cost you $150, save $50 by purchasing thru ebay now (action mixed martial arts store and mma video are the best ebay stores). click this link to purchase a copy now while it lasts!
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7 Dont's After A Meal

Don't smoke- Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).

Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.

Don't drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.

Don't loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked.

Don't bathe - Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.

Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.

Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.

Hidden Windows XP Program (EUDCEDIT)

Did you folks now about eudcedit? I never learned about it until I read it in a forum posting.

To start the program go to Run in the Start Menu then type eudcedit and
click OK.

It will then open the program, and you just select a hexadecimal code for
your first character from the grid to start then click OK and you are now
ready to begin designing. Using the set of drawing tools on the left you
can do your own design. When you have finished you can save your character,
either in a particular font, or all fonts.

You can now use your design in your documents,websites,emails and others.

Cool!

Games Games Games



The sequel to fighting game "Muay Thai" based on the art of fighting that originated in Thailand, is here! In this awesome fighting game you have to play as a young Muay Thai Boxer and take on the henchmen as you make your way through various levels and finally get the Big Boss.Clear all the baddies in each zone to proceed to the next one. You can upgrade your strength and power factors at the end of each level after you have defeated the level boss. The basic moves are listed below but dont forget to take the "Training" before you actually start playing the game to learn the awesome combo moves and tricks. So, go ahead and eliminate the evil gang before entering the boxing ring!

Basic Controls:

Move Around Arrow Keys Block Z Key Punch X Key Kick C Key

Pause/Options P Key Resume Game R Key




The objective of the game is to finish all the missions and stay alive.. You just escaped prison and want to make a name for yourself in the criminal world. Use your cunning and underground skills to finish tasks handed down by the boss.

Try to finish the missions without destroying your car and getting killed. Enjoy

Move Up, Down, Left, Right W, A, S, D or arrow keys

Skip Talking, Get In the car Space Bar Weapon Select `, 1, 2 Nitro N

Ronaldo Jacare Souza

Ronaldo "Jacare" Souza from the Amazonias. He has been a perennial top competitor in the sport of BJJ for several years, winning world championships. Known for his quick and athletic submissions he is often called JACARE (Portuguese for the Yacare Caiman, a type of alligator).

Famous in his battles with Marcelo Garcia, Fabricio Werdum,Roger Gracie (Won via points) and Randy Couture (to a draw)and other famous bjj fighters from Brazil. Ronaldo de Souza is the most devastating grappler in the world today and currently has an MMA record of 7-1.






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Dan Majerle Drives Me Crazy!

Yeah that's right! Dan Majerle, the former NBA player drives me crazy over this 2 videos of his on youtube:

Dan Majerle makes crazy shots!


Dan Majerle takes EIGHT! steps travelling violation in a playoff game and there's no call! He got away with The Worst Travel Ever!

Body Burden Chemical Testing

Body Burden is a term used to determine the amount of chemical substances (naturally and man-made) present in a person's body at a given point in time. These are caused by instances such as chemicals from the food we eat or drink and various chemicals which we are exposed with within our lifetime such as pesticides, drugs and household/industrial products.

Some chemicals or their breakdown products (metabolites) lodge in our bodies for only a short while before being excreted, but continuous exposure to such chemicals can create a "persistent" body burden. Arsenic, for example, is mostly excreted within 72 hours of exposure. Other chemicals, however, are not readily excreted and can remain for years in our blood, adipose (fat) tissue, semen, muscle, bone, brain tissue, or other organs. Chlorinated pesticides, such as DDT, can remain in the body for 50 years. Whether chemicals are quickly passing through or are stored in our bodies, body burden testing can reveal to us an individual's unique chemical load and can highlight the kinds of chemicals we are exposed to as we live out each day of our lives. Of the approximately 80,000 chemicals that are used in the United States, we do not know how many can become a part of our chemical body burden, but we do know that several hundred of these chemicals have been measured in people's bodies around the world.

Significantly, most of these products are known to produce harm in humans and could causes several diseases such as cancer,birth defects,poisoning,lung problems,mental retardation and many others. Unfortunately, these not all these products are tested before it emerges out of the consumer market and poses a much higher risk on the health of humans.

CNN is exposing this kind of threat on us. They are having a 2 part episode documentary called Planet in Peril which they are featuring this 10/23/07 and 10/24/07.

Awareness is a crucial role we must take part in this types of harm or threats to our body. Get tested for body burden today.

Find out more information about body burden and testing here.

Raiden vs. Ken

This is such a cool animation, very interesting. I hope you guys enjoy this.

Smallville Computer Solutions

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Chaos Injected

From Finland comes this ultra melodic death metal band called Chaos Injected.Formed in 2006, this new band surely would bring more excitement and furor to the melodic death genre.

Listen to a few of their angst filled arsenal below:




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Shutter Shades


The Shutter Shades also known as Blinders, are the newest craze in fashion to date. This eyewear had been originally popularized in the 80's and became this year's hottest fashion trend since Kanye West in his music video "Stronger".

With a unique killer design and function. This will surely keep people turning their heads on you.

Purchase one right now starting at an affordable price of $ 24.99 here.

Bibiano Fernandes - BJJ World Champion DVD


I met this BJJ world champion, Bibiano Fernandes 2 years ago in Gilberto's shop (Jiu-jitsu Pro Gear) at Manhattan Beach,CA. That time I didn't have any idea about him. They just told me that we has under Gracie Barra and taught private lessons in Aloisio Silva's dojo (He hardly speaks english). He was stocky but short yet, possess lightning fast skills and they often called him Lightning Kid. Now he also competes in MMA and is a very good at it.


I was amazed when his 1st instructional video came out and didn't know that he was that good at BJJ. Bibiano Fernandes is one the greatest Brazilian Jiu Jitsu fighters to ever compete. He was raised in t he deep Amazonian jungle Manaus, Brasil. In this martial arts video DVD, Bibiano reveals his championship techniques to the public. There are 53 techniques of his winning style.


Released last spring this video is so amazing and is sold for $ 69.95. Check it out or buy it now.

Technikal Alliance

From the collaboration of two of UK's finest drum and bass artists, Monoform and Slotvent now brings you Technikal Alliance. This is a new unique, progressive and euphoric fusion of D&B and electronica that you will surely love.

Listen to their tracks below:



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For The Vampire Fanatics


Are you fascinated by Vampire stories, gothicism and underground music? Then this is for you blood thirsty freaks out there. Visit the biggest vampire fan community website today www.vampirefreaks.com and let the blood drinking spree begin.

eZee Quando Electric Folding Bike

Biking had never been this convinient before and so are folding bikes gaining popularity nowadays. Featuring the eZee Quando Electric Folding Bike.





















It is so easy to use and carry with anywhere you go. Running a top-speed of 15 mph which is just right for its compact 20” wheels. The smaller wheels give this bike amazing torque and require no pedaling at all, even going up a steep hill. Larger wheel eZee bikes travel faster but becomes less portable.

This bike uses the latest battery technology in the market today, using NiMH or Lithium-Ion battery sets. Weighing just 51-1/2 lbs (Li-Ion) or 54 lbs for the NiMH, the eZee Quando is the lightest bike of it's kind.

The retail price of this bike is $ 1,200.00, not that cheap huh? Find out more about this bike and other related products here

WAR BRANDON VERA!

UFC 77 will be an exciting fight between the best fighters on the road to the heavyweight division championship belt. Featuring Brandon "The Truth" Vera, one of heavy weight's top contenders. A very young and talented fighter who is on his 9th winning streak in the sport of MMA.

This blog shows appreciation and support to a fellow Filipino like Brandon!

"Don't Believe The Hype, Just Believe What You See"

Watch UFC 77 tomorrow live at Cincinnati,Ohio
10 pm EST /7 pm PT on Pay per view, ufc.com or Sopcast (channel: MMA-TV)

Check my posting "watch tv here" so you could watch UFC 77 via this blog.




Support Brandon Vera by wearing his signature Cage Fighter Tee get them now at ebay via the link below:

Minus A Few

Ladies and gentlemen please make way for Minus A Few. The GA underground hip hop group that stays true to what hip hop really is. They don't spit rhymes such as violence, women, bling and money. None of that Sh*t!. Life is what fuels their strong rhetorics that reaches out to all those who believe in their just cause.

Find out about Minus A Few and their album called" The One That Causes Growth" and hear their music below.






Got Citrus Amp?


Citrus colored amps are back in style. Bring back the memories of yesterday. Orange, introduces the Micro Crush mini portable amp which flaunts an integrated tuner, a 4" speaker, an output and 9 Volts of power. Rock on with it's over drive distortion at the push of a button. This is made of metal chassis / wood case.


Unleash the mini monster inside this power amp. Available at the price of $50. buy now!

Coca-cola Snacks


Your favorite fair soda and snacks gets a new makeover. Presenting Coca-cola flavored batter on your fries and funnel cakes done with your favorite drink! tempting!. Coming soon to a fairground near you ...


This gelatinous cola-infused snack was introduced by a Texan innovator, Abel Gonzales Jr. last month at the Texas State Fair. He calls it fried coke. Hmm at first it didn't sound good to me, It sounded like drugs or something else...


Anyways, this has been a new sensation since fried twinkies and fried candy bars. A brilliant idea that won an award at the big Tex Choice Awards Contest.


But, here's a catch to it. It makes your physicians alarmed at this artery clogger that would end your soda poppin days. What a party pooper huh?


Nice Shoes!

Would you ever wear shoes like these? I'd like a size 11 please!

How To Welcome Visitors

Is this how you are supposed to welcome and old friend or visitor?

Venum Fight Wear

Venum Fight Wear is the latest brand in the fight industry today. They sponsor the world renowned Chute Boxe Academy and famous fighters such as Denis Kang from ATT, Muay Thai specialist Jerome Le Banner and Brazilian sensation Alexandre Pequeno Nogueira.

Venum Fight Wear
Exclusively distributed by Dragon Bleu Company in France and sell them worldwide. Find out more about Venum and other fight wear, here. Also check mmaoverload, red dragon fight company and mmawarehouse for a few venum products available.



The L Pocket Work Pants


The L Pocket Work Pants, produced by the urban streetwear company Natural Born, featuring one othe most unique designs in the street chic industry. Bump and grind with the 5 pocket L Pocket Work Pants. With a camoflauge in hemp all-over print and Natural Born embrodiered in gold above left front pocket. The orignal retail price was $120 and now sold for $74.99 that's $45.01 less (38% Savings). check out more of these here

Size Conversion:M=32"L=34"XL=36"

Prevent Staph Infection (MRSA)

Staphylococcus aureus also commonly called Staph, is a gram positive micro bacterium found normally on the skin or in the nose of a person, that can cause a range of illnesses from minor skin infections, such as pimples, impetigo, boils, cellulitis and abscesses, to life-threatening diseases, such as pneumonia, meningitis, endocarditis, Toxic shock syndrome (TSS), and septicemia.

It occur as a commensal bacteria on human skin (particularly the scalp, armpits and groins); it also occurs in the nose (in about 25% of the population) and throat and less commonly, may be found in the colon and in urine. Finding of Staph under these circumstances does not always indicate infection and therefore does not always require treatment.

However, Staph infection affects more people than AIDS and HIV and poses a serious threat to humans in it's most nastiest form, MRSA (Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus). Dubbed methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA), it was one of the first germs to outwit all but the most powerful drugs. MRSA infection can be fatal.

MRSA is spread through person to person contact or contamination via inanimate object such as towels in cases of gyms and spas,bed linens and other objects found in the hospital setting.

Emphasis on basic hand washing techniques are therefore effective in preventing the transmission of MRSA. The use of disposable aprons and gloves by staff reduces skin-to-skin contact and therefore further reduces the risk of transmission.

I would recommend the use of these disinfectants or sanitizing agents that you could use before and after hitting the gym or just carry it along wherever you go.


Defense soap with tea tree oil presents visible anti-dermatophitic as well as anti-bacterial properties as evidenced by zones of inhibition (areas of no growth). For just $ 5 protect yourself from harmful bacteria that could cause some serious damage.
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Ms. Universe Q & A

The SETTING: Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion

THE FINALISTS:

Ms. America
Ms. Spain
Ms. Britain
Ms. Iran
Ms. India
Ms. Philippines

QUESTION: Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. AMERICA: Well, I would say that , male organs in America are like gentlemen.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. AMERICA: Because it stands every time it sees awoman. (Applause...Applause)

QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. SPAIN: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. (Applause....Applause)

QUESTION: Ms. Britain, how would you describe a mal eorgan in your country?

MS. BRITAIN: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. BRITAIN: Because it cries after every performance. (Applause...Applause)

QUESTION: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. IRAN: Well. I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.

QUESTION: And why do you say that?

MS. IRAN: Because they always enter through the backdoor. (Applause...Applause)

QUESTION: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. INDIA: Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a laborer.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. INDIA: Because it works day & night. (Applause...Applause)

QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. PHILIPPINES: Ahh... well, opcors, hihihi... I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis!

QUESTION: Chismis?

MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy! Sorry... it's ano, ahh kuwan...it means GOSSIP in our language.

QUESTION: Hmm... interesting comparison. And why do you say that?

MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy... dyahe! Hihihi! Kasi... I mean... Because... it passes from mouth to mouth.

(STANDING OVATION!)

Grass Sandwich

At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.

While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug".

She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".

She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich".

She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."

Kickin' It Old School


The Nike Vintage Elites are back! Made to look like the original '70's classics, these kicks features all the old-school glitter that you keep a eye for at thrift shops. It has nylon uppers trimmed with worn-out suede in groovy retro colors, big old-school swooshes, weathered laces and foam 2-tone outsoles. This is a classic brought back to life, fresh in a box with an $ 85 price tag.

Check out other Nike Air running shoes on ebay via the widget below:




Do not miss a chance to own this old school kicks or they might be gone forever in history.

Motorcycle Safety Jackets


Presenting a new trend in the motorcycle world. Do you think only cars get the safety of the passenger with an airbag? Well, think again because Impact Jacket is on the zoom.

The first of it's kind jacket with airbags like the ones used in cars and could save a motorcycle rider's life. These run from $400 and higher. Take advantage of the 2007 inventory blowout sale and get 10% off your purchase.


Also checkout tons of motorcycle jackets listed on ebay today:

Get Your Bling On!


From the Hoon jewelry collection, featuring the Ghetto Blaster Pendant with the tag price of $ 428.43 damn! that's hot!. Derived from the workshops of Arthus-Bertrand, a brand known for its excellence and quality since 1803. Hoon goes Ghetto Fabulous with sleek lines and refined finishing touches offering the same promise as any prestigious label, Hoon jewelry is a true sign of French Luxury and a new playa in the street bling industry. Check out the collection.

Ten Bills T-shirts


Ten Bills t-shirts, are the shirts that are sold for $10. These cool tees were designed by t-shirt loving artists who had dedicated their love for the fashion and arts. Most tees with rare designs like these would cost you a fortune. You'll get never find deals as good as this one, trust me. So it's time for you to act, check out and purchase now.


Don't miss their promo which is buy 3 shirts get one free!

Magellan RoadMate 2200T - North America


Find your way out of a trail or never worry about beeing lost anymore. With Magellan RoadMate 2200T - North America, every journey is an adventure.

Featuring the smallest and pocket-sized navigation system ever made!. Not only that, it has 8 hours of battery life, outdoor and traffic upgradable and waterproof too. The retail price for this gadget is $399.99 but, it gets your money's worth. so check it out or purchase one right now.




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The Can-Am Factor



These hot wheels has been talked about before it's big debut in 2008. I had never seen and heard about trikes this trendy. It's a trike like no other, featuring a state of the art technology which includes stability and traction control. This bad boy looks like the ride of the caped crusader Batman!
So hit the road with this slick and stylish tricycle. The BRP Can-Am Spyder surely will be next year's hottest buy. Own one or schedule a test drive today.

Tokidoki Hoodies, Such A Cutie!





Hey Ladies! Heard about Tokidoki? Well, they make trendy and hip clothing for women. Nice and cute hoodie huh? You can find these at a not so cheap price of $80 but, for a minimum purchase of $45 or higher you get free shipping here at Karmaloop.com









Get Freaky!


As we know bugs are freaky, a nuisance and pesky. Well, Not this bug!. Here is a new intelligent product from Japan called Hex Bug. This is a bug that will make your day(literally).
It's battery operated and will react to sound (how about that huh?). Retail price is $19.99 and is availabe in an array of colors. So, buy it now!

Hello Yellow


Jiu-jitsu Gi's(kimonos) had never been this cool!! This is a rare new trend in the sport of bjj. Having your favorite Gi in the most unique and fashionable color, Yellow!. Yes, that's right.
From Vulkan, maker of the most fashionable gi's in the industry. The Gi's costs $124.95 very light and comfortable!. Buy it now!

As Real As It Gets

Wohoooooo! for years i had dreamed of seeing an event like this. Vale Tudo (Portugese for anything goes) which is a fight sport that originated in Brazil for almost a century now. Tomorrow October 16, 2007, at 7pm EST witness a live internet fight at www.rioheroes.com It would be their 10th show and still going...

This is as real at it gets, almost no rules! bare knuckle fighting with no time outs and MMA sanctioned rules (except for no eye gouging, no biting, no hair pulling and no strikes to the groin) .

A true warriors dream to be in. They are not against MMA but they just want to get rid of all the hype, corporate power handling and BS. It also proves to be safer than sanctioned fights in MMA leagues and organizations. This puts Vale Tudo on the pedestals as a respected sport that is struggling in a world of commercialization. If you think this is brutal, this isn't for you...

I think fighting is fighting and the sport wants the best possible ways to make it look natural.


Once again, Obrigado Brasil!

Punk's Not Dead, They're Exploited

Thirty years ago, Punks were considered menaces to society. Yet, became a fast growing youth oriented political and social movement. It opened the eyes of people in defiance of the status quo since the hippies in the 60's.

This movie celebrates the remarkable and colorful history of the bands that started the movement while comparing it to the newer generation of punk rockers exploited thru mainstream marketing by the media and consumerism.

From the sweaty underground bar rooms, outrageous backyard parties, DIY recording studios, and yes, shopping malls, and enormous stadium moshpits where punk rock music and culture continue to thrive. Punk's Not Dead searches for the soul of a lost subculture and an appreciation of all things loud, fast, empowered and spiked. Which made punk stronger and more relevant today than it's ever been.

This is a significant DIY documentary in the day in the life of being a punk. Showcasing interviews, performances, and behind-the-scene footages with the bands, labels, fans, and press who keep punk alive, It dares to juxtapose pop-punk's music and lifestyle against the grain roots in the 70's and 80's, resulting in unexpected revelations and marvels. A must see movie and an instant cult classic at the same time.

For more information about this movie visit http://www.punksnotdeadthemovie.com/

You Wouldn't Get Pho


Sorry I'm just foolin' around with the title. I can't get it out of my head, I like THE GAME and his song You Woundn't Get Far. Yet, none of these has something to do with this post anyways. This is about PHO BO (pronounced as FA) or Beef Pho (Vietnamese beef noodle soup) which is one of the most nutritious and healthy soups around. If you are a beef lover this would be your thing! Very tasty!.

In this post I would like to share on how you could make your very own home-made PHO!
The stock can be made a day in advance, you should use fresh herbs. This soup is all about the stock and the herbs (so pick the freshest ingredients from your local grocer). Well, in other cases you should learn this tip. (They do sell packets of PHO mix in some asian groceries which sell Vietnamese stuff) So for those of you who wanted a quick meal this one is for you.

The usual preparation time is about 4 1/2 hours and that is a lot of time. For those busy people I would recommend buying the pho packets for the stock instead.


Here are the ingredients:


For the stock you would need

2 lbs beef shank or beef brisket
1 lb oxtails or beef bones
1 lb lean stewing beef, in one piece
2 ounces fat (e.g. lard)
1 large onion, with peel
3 ounces fresh ginger, with peel
5 star anise
1 teaspoon coriander seeds
1 teaspoon white peppercorns
1 cinnamon stick
2 tablespoons fish sauce


1 1/2 pounds dried flat rice noodles
1/2 pound frozen beef sirloin


For the garnish you need:


1/2 lb bean sprouts
1 bunch
shallots, sliced
fresh
red chili, chopped
lime wedges
hot chili sauce
fresh mint leaves
fresh coriander leaves
fresh basil leaves

Hoisin sauce


Directions:

Place the beef knuckle in a very large (9 quart or more) pot. Season with salt, and fill pot with 2 gallons of water. Bring to a boil, and cook for about 2 hours.

Skim fat from the surface of the soup, and add the oxtail and onions. Tie the anise pods, cinnamon stick, cloves, peppercorns and ginger in a cheesecloth or place in a spice bag; add to the soup. Stir in sugar, salt and fish sauce. Simmer over medium-low heat for at least 4 more hours (the longer, the better). At the end of cooking, taste, and add salt as needed. Strain broth, and return to the pot to keep at a simmer. Discard spices and bones. Reserve meat from the beef knuckle for other uses if desired.

Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Soak the rice noodles in water for about 20 minutes, then cook in boiling water until soft, but not mushy, about 5 minutes. Slice the frozen beef paper thin. The meat must be thin enough to cook instantly.

Place some noodles into each bowl, and top with a few raw beef slices. Ladle boiling broth over the beef and noodles in the bowl. Serve with hoisin sauce and hot chili sauce on the side. Set onion, cilantro, bean sprouts, basil, green onions, and lime out for garnish on top of the soup if preferred.

I hope you enjoy this exciting beef soup. The best part would be it's like going to the gym and sweating it out without the exercise (eating while you sweat, priceless!).




Facts About Women

Very funny! I enjoyed reading this, it's so true! Women are the top ranked biohazards for men if you would have a survey.

Just Focus

This a good exercise to start your day right! Sometimes we get so busy with a lot of things and we get very stressed and confused. Think about the things you wanted to start with and move on there after. JUST FOCUS!!